ATTACK OF THE CLONES

MAY 18, 2002
PARAMOUNT MONTREAL

 

STARRING:
Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Frank Oz
Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson,
Christopher Lee, A. Daniels, K. Baker
 
DIRECTED BY:
George Lucas
 
PRODUCED BY:
George Lucas, Rick McCallum
 
MUSIC SCORE:
John Williams
 
SPECIAL EFFECTS:
ILM
 

RATING

 

Like many, I knew way too much of this movie before entering the theater for the first time. With the toys, gum cards and internet chat, it's almost as if I knew where the film was going before it got there. I also heard all the internet hype...It's the best Star Wars since Empire and WAY better then Episode 1. Plus, since I had to work opening night I was more and more excited to see this movie. Finally I got my wish this weekend...So what happened?...

Lucasfilm Logo...Everyone cheered. Heck even at the Fox logo they cheered :) Lots of energy in the room. My smile was as wide as the grinches :) During the movie I laughed a lot, I was in awe of the FX and LOVED the Clones and Applauded as Yoda showed us his moves. When the credits came up, it was strange. Did I like it or not? Yes. Was it better then Episode 1? Not Sure, Certainly not as good as A New Hope and Empire. What surprised me most was that I did not have that feeling of "OOOHHHH, Lets get back in line, I have to see it again NOW" It's like if I had to absorb the experience for a while.

Turned out a while was 2 days - LOL. The second time I went with a friend who knew NOTHING. No spoilers or any pictures from magazines. NADA. Well I had more fun the second time going in. I could enjoy the visuals and not worry about the story or poor dialogue. The romance still does not work. How hoacky is this dialogue? Who says this? LOL. I still LOVE the Clones, even more then the first time. This will be my DVD repeat Loop :) And Yoda was even more enjoyable. In the end, I had more fun but still don't think I LOVED it. My friend had same reaction I had on the first viewing. He thought even the Ewoks were better then this. (please no nasty emails about the ewoks ;)

I feel the dialogue for the love scenes would have been far better with humour as in Empire with Han and Leia. Imagine how much better it could have been if (hlite to read spoiler) When Padme and Ani are entering the Arena and as they entered Padme would say "I love you" and Ani would say "Now you tell me" or something like that. there was too many fancy words that no one says..."I'm haunted by the kiss...it's like a scar, you torment my soul blah blah blah" I don't buy it. Sorry.

Also when Anakin finds Shmi, it would have been SO much more dramatic if he would have reached her, then together they escape to the speederbike only to be surprised by a Tusken who plunges his gaffi stick into Shmi causing her to die violently in front of Ani. His rage towards the dark side would have had so much more impact and feel more sorry for him. Shmi's death is terrible. Her head plopping back like the worst acting death of the week tv movies.

It isn't all bad :) Yoda fighting with his twirls and spins really is the hit of the movie. I am SO glad I bought him at the Celebration II :) And the Clone Troopers. Amazing design, look awesome on film and kick butt :) I can't wait for Episode 3.

I will probably go see it maybe 1 or 2 more times. I wish I could find some Movie Books with pictures for my diorama references :) I will definately buy the DVD this October, and will learn to like it more and more with each viewing as I did Episode 1. However, It just seems the magic of summer 1977 still isn't there. Not Awfull but not amazing either.

 

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