PLANET OF THE APES

AUGUST 01, 2001
PARAMOUNT MONTREAL

 

STARRING:
Mark Wahlberg, Helena Bonham Carter
Tim Roth, Michael Clarke Duncan
David Warner, Kris Kristofferson
 
DIRECTED BY:
Tim Burton
 
PRODUCED BY:
Richard D. Zanuck
 
MUSIC SCORE:
Danny Elfman
 
SPECIAL EFFECTS:
ILM
 

RATING

 

I finally got to see planet Of The Apes tonight. I wish to quote Luke Skywalker to express my thoughts..."What a piece of %@#%" oops I mean Junk - LOL.

As a HUGE fan of the original version, a TRUE Classic on my list, Why oh Why were they givena green light on this project? The story is awfull and the monkey acting is embarrassing!!! Charleton Heston's cameo is a joke. God this movie was bad!!!!! And to top it off what's with the ending? Hilite to read this part as it could spoil things for people who did not yet see this film...

Little Bubbles the chimp goes into space, they lose him, then Marky Mark runs after him, risking his life. Then at the end of the film, Bubbles appears in the ship and everyone goes ohhh...it's god. Then marky mark gets in his ship and takes off leaving Bubbles on the planet!!!! Helllllooooooo!!!!! Why did he take off after Bubbles only to not bring him back with him when he finally found him?

Stay far away from this movie - Go see Shrek again or Jurassic Park 3. You will leave the theater in a better mood :)

What Did You Think ?

Big Screen must see

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