STAR TREK NEMESIS

DECEMBER 13, 2002
PARAMOUNT MONTREAL

 

STARRING:
Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Dina Meyer
Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn
Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Ron Perlman
 
DIRECTED BY:
Stuart Baird
 
PRODUCED BY:
Rick Berman
 
MUSIC SCORE:
Jerry Goldsmith  
 
SPECIAL EFFECTS:
Digital Domain
 

RATING

 

Being a big fan of Star Trek Next Generation (The only Trek show I actually enjoy besides Classic 60's) I always look forwards to the new movies. When I saw the trailer and they said it was the END of a generation i thought, oh no, don't tell me a Deep Space 9 Movie is next - YUK. Before going to the cinema I had read Harry's review on Ain't it cool news. It was BRUTAL. Could it be that this movie is that bad? I was soon to find out...

First I am curious...Do you guys in other cities have to put up with TV commercials BEFORE the Trailers? It's getting really ridiculous. I looked at my watch and saw we had SUFFERED through 15 minutes of ads I see on my local TV stations. If I want to see ads I'll stay home. I don't understand how you have to pay $15 for a ticket then watch 15 minutes of commercials. I assume the companies, Bell, Ford, Mr. Beer, must PAY the cinema to have their ads played right? So why not LOWER the ticket price? This REALLY ANNOYS ME. No wonder people are staying home more and just watching the film on DVD.

Ok so 25 minutes later the movie starts. I must agree wit Harry on the opening Score. Actually the entire movies score. What in the world happened? Where is the orchestra? It does indeed sound like there is only 3 musicians. Even worse, it atually sounds like the composer playing the "Orchestra" preset sound from your $250 casio Keyboard. It's very distracting and makes you cringe at some parts. I can't imagine anyone wanting to get the soundtrack of this film.

The movie opens similar to Generations, When the crew was on the Gallion giving Worf a "graduation" Party, though this time at a wedding banquet. Watching Starfleet personel in Dress Uniform waltzing to an italian orchestra a la The Godfather just seemed out of place. Many forced one liners make you groan. Especially when Data starts singing (A demand Brent Spiner obviously gave the producers so he would do the film - He is even credited as: Story By) Thankfully the writers knew this and let Worf react the way we felt. That was very funny. After this scene we jump to the Romulan Senate...

I must agree with Harry on this note also...Who in the world did this makeup? After seeing the awesome work of such films like Lord of the Rings, Trek's make up is laughably BAD. We can actually see where the latex nose ended and the pointy ears started due to poor makeup blending. I don't have problems with the designs of the Aliens, it fits the Star Trek Mold. But the entire film feels like it was done with a TV crew and then jumbo sized on a film screen. What you don't notice on TV you certainly SEE in the movie.

As for the vilains in the film. They were OK. At first yoou think he's a good guy and then find out that he is not and wants to destroy earth to start a war with Romulans and federation so that they tear each other apart. You just don't HATE him enough to cheer when the end aproaches and you know the good guys have to "win".

One thing that did surprise me was the amount of "Copying" of other films Nemesis uses. Some of the computer screens is a direct ripoff from the Matrix. And if anyone reading this who is a STAR WARS fan :D, It is IMPOSSIBLE to NOT recognise the corridor laser fights as the tantive opening scene and Princess Leia Rescue, Even down to jumping into a chute that leads to the trash compactor. You just replace the aliens with Stormtroopersand THIS IS STAR WARS. Right down to even the Laser sound effects.

Speaking of FX, the visuals vary from Awfull (The overexposed planet at the begining is the UGLIEST footage I have ever seen in a movie - Watch GATTACA if you want to know how to DO IT RIGHT) to OK (Typical TV quality Matte paintings of Star Trek) to Really Amazing work from Digital Domain (the crashing of the Enterprise - and before you say..."I can't believe the ship is destroyed AGAIN"...Don't worry, at least it doesn't EXPLODE in this movie LOL.

In the end a MAJOR character gets killed but I won't say who, you have to go see it to find out...OK, I'll tell you but you have to Highlight the text to see the SPOILER...It's Data (again I am certain a demand from Brent Spiner to reprise his role in the film) But don't worry, as you have seen in the trailers, a new Data was found that conviently had Data's Memory transfered to him in the middle of the movie. So Data lives inside B4's body, thus becoming the DATA from say Season 1 where he must learn to become human all over again. Geez...LOL...I read that there was some 45 minutes cut from the film, mostly character scenes, which I hope will find it's way into the DVD. Now would these scenes have helped this cut? I don't know. When the lights came up you knew it wasn't THE worst of all the Trek Films, I think Trek V still holds that honour, But it wasn't all that great. I think I prefered Insurrection, which many fans said was weak.

If you like the Star Trek Next Generation show, you should enjoy this movie. If the DVD were to come out tomorrow, I am not sure if I would buy it. (OK who am I kidding LOL) Actually considering the quality of the look, it might play better on your TV screen when it hits video next June.

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