THE VILLAGE

AUGUST 16, 2004
AMC SANTA MONICA

 

STARRING:
Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix
Adrien Brody, William Hurt, Judy Greer
Sigourney Weaver, Michael Pitt
 
DIRECTED BY:
M. Night Shyamalan
 
PRODUCED BY:
M. Night Shyamalan, Scott Rudin
 
MUSIC SCORE:
James Newton Howard
 
SPECIAL EFFECTS:
ILM
 

RATING

 

I had some time off today now that my meetings and such were done. I thought I would catch M. Night's newest film even though some friends back home told me it was really really bad. I lWith that in mind I was going to wait for the DVD but decided, what the heck, I loved Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, let's go for it. I think I should have saved my money and go to the beach instead. LOL.

What can I say about this movie except what a dissapointment. I think it suffers the same in my mind as Signs did. I was expecting one kind of movie and ended up watching something completely different. Or is it because the movie reminded me of how much I hated Little house on the prairie? :P Perhaps if the secret of the "Village" was that they realised they were actually in west hollywood it might have been more fun :P

Watching the trailer, you are told that there are aliens, or monsters of some kind that live in the forrest on the outskirts of this tiny village and that they decide to start snacking or such and take out the villagers, one at a time. I guess a little bit like in Alien. ..Who will survive? what do these monsters look like? why are they attacking the villagers? well all you end up with is a love story where a blind girl must venture off in the woods to save the love of her life. I don't know...I was never really caught up in it and neither was the audience. I hardly heard a scream or reaction from the half filled theater.

Ron Howard's daughter is very good in this film as the blind woman but casting joaquin so soon after signs made me think of that character all the time. I'm just glad that M. Night's cameo wasn't as long as it was in Signs. Hitchcock did it best...just walk a dog across the street or hide on a corner with the public. more of a "where's NiubNiub?" kind of game with the audience :P Not long scenes because you wanted to be an actor when you were 5. but thats another story :)

If you are a real fan of M. Niht you could rent the DVD when it comes out but don't pay $13 to see this Bantha Poop. By the middle of the film I had guessed what/who the monsters are (boring) and the "surprise ending" was just corny. if you want to know what it is highlight the text now....The blind girl walks a path in the forest only to come to a fence. Once she climbs, we see that it is not 1755 or whatever time Little House on the prairie existed :P, but 2004. You see, The village was built by a support group of 10 or so couples who each had suffered a family loss due to violence in the world and they wanted to escape the craziness of the present and go back to live like they did in the olden days. So they found a Park Safari type gaming preserve and went to live inside that. As if the state troopers would never had noticed smoke coming out from the chimeneys and such :P LOL....end of spoiler. I would suggest you rewatch Sixth Sense instead and save your $$$.

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Come on! It was great!
Very deep and meaningful! Plus an incredible storyline!

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